179+ Cool, Funny, and Hilarious WiFi Router Names

Are you looking to explore your creative side by naming your WiFi router something funny or cool? Here we have two hundred cool, hilarious, and funny wireless router names you can use right now.

Are you tired of boring WiFi router names? Look no further. Here we are going to explore hundreds of the most hilarious, cool, and funny wireless router names you can use right away to give your friends and neighbors a good laugh.

WiFi router name is public and everyone within the range can see it on their computer or mobile. Choosing a funny or stylish name would make it stand out and turn out to be humorous whenever your friends connect to your Internet.

Without any further ado, let’s just jump straight to the list of over two hundred funny, cool, and humorous wireless router names that may inspire you to choose one for your own WiFi network SSID.

Best 100+ Cool, Hilarious, and Funny WiFi Router Names

  1. It hurts when you use my WiFi
  2. Guess Where We Live
  3. You Click, I Pay
  4. WiFi is coming
  5. Living on the wire
  6. Close your bathroom curtains
  7. I pronounce you man and WiFi
  8. Will you pay for my WiFi?
  9. Titanic syncing…
  10. Enter your ATM pin for the internet
  11. WiFi art thou Romeo
  12. Your music is annoying
  13. Optimus Prime Network
  14. Do or die
  15. Modem Pole
  16. Wi believe I can Fi
  17. I believe we can WiFi
  18. Sorry, you can’t use this
  19. Bluetooth
  20. SpiderLAN
  21. Virus Distribution Center
  22. You are under CCTV surveillance
  23. Benjamin FrankLAN
  24. System Infected
  25. Lord of the Ping
  26. Our Internet is faster than yours
  27. The Promised LAN
  28. Localhost
  29. Want password? Ask your WiFi
  30. You are WiFizoned
  31. WiFi not working
  32. GOT Fans Connect Here
  33. Use at your own risk
  34. These are not the droids you’re looking for
  35. Internet costs $$
  36. Safe levels of radiation
  37. Yell ____ for password!
  38. This is a hotspot, not a WiFi
  39. Winter is Coming
  40. One WiFi to rule them all
  41. Connection found
  42. WiFight the inevitable
  43. Not the WiFi you are looking for
  44. Never gonna give you WiFi
  45. I have WiFi but you don’t
  46. Alice in Wonder LAN
  47. Have you stopped beating your WiFi?
  48. Tell my WiFi love her
  49. Call me for the password
  50. WiFry chicken
  51. This is a test network, please ignore
  52. We have got the goods
  53. Spiderman’s World Wide Web
  54. Come and clean up my house
  55. Lag Out Loud
  56. Spying on you
  57. I am Cool
  58. Guys, please stop fighting
  59. Drop it like it’s a hotspot
  60. WiMCA
  61. 404 Error WiFi Network Not Found
  62. All your bandwidth belongs to us
  63. Don’t even think about connecting
  64. Network not found
  65. We are watching you
  66. Help, I’m trapped in this router
  67. Only for poor people
  68. Malware.exe
  69. Oath keeper
  70. No WiFi for you
  71. Free WiFi for you
  72. Pretty Fly for a WiFi
  73. Hilary LAN
  74. YouTube videos are buffering. Don’t connect
  75. Boulevard of Broken Streams
  76. Finding WiFi
  77. Tell me a joke for password
  78. WiFi do you love me?
  79. The secret cave
  80. Router? I hardly knew her!
  81. W^3
  82. House of Black and WiFi
  83. Dialup Internet
  84. Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Lan
  85. I’m cheating on my WiFi
  86. Mars Network
  87. Please connect for identity theft
  88. Two girls one router
  89. Bandwidth Together
  90. You shall not pass
  91. Restart your device to connect to the Internet
  92. Your WiFi is in another castle
  93. Net Secure by NSA
  94. You can’t connect me
  95. Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo WiFi!
  96. Luke, I am your Wi-Fi
  97. Wibbly Wobbly Timey WiFi
  98. Not free, keep looking
  99. Will you be my WiFi
  100. 99 problems, but WiFi ain’t one
  101. RIP LAN
  102. LAN Solo
  103. LANnisters pay their debts
  104. Girls Gone Wireless
  105. Get your kids off my LAN
  106. Life in the fast LAN
  107. 404 WiFi not found
  108. Web of lies
  109. Full bars
  110. Have a Byte!
  111. My own damn internet
  112. Chicken crossed the road to steal our WiFi
  113. It burns when IP
  114. Unregistered Hypercam 2
  115. Use your own internet
  116. Searching…
  117. Shake your phone to connect to this WiFi
  118. Connect to geek dashboard
  119. Let the WiFi win
  120. Will you marry me?
  121. WiFi is in the air
  122. Trust in God but protect your WiFi
  123. Docking Bay 94
  124. I have a slow internet
  125. This is not the WiFi you are looking for
  126. Neighbors, please stop using my WiFi
  127. One does not simply log into Mordor
  128. Connecting…
  129. Call me after 9
  130. Iron LAN
  131. That’s what she SSID
  132. Contact your ISP for free Internet
  133. A Lannister always surfs the net
  134. LAN down under
  135. Area 51
  136. Keep it on the download
  137. Sorry, WiFi is in another castle
  138. No Signal
  139. This is not free either
  140. Free for Girlfriend
  141. LAN of milk and honey
  142. Buy Bitcoins soon
  143. Vladimir Routin
  144. This is a trap
  145. Silence of the LAN
  146. Satan rocks my socks
  147. Y you no get WiFi?
  148. Scooby-Doo, Where are you?
  149. Password is you
  150. Missed Connections
  151. Come on and slam and welcome to my LAN
  152. Blindsight
  153. Wu Tang LAN
  154. No Internet Access
  155. Wanna know my password?
  156. Bill Wi, the Science Fi
  157. This LAN is my LAN
  158. Pay and use
  159. Man and WiFi
  160. A LANister never forgets
  161. 404 Network Unavailable
  162. Use this one mom
  163. May the Wi-Force be with you
  164. Lousy network connection
  165. Get the hell out of my WiFi
  166. Not A Pokestop
  167. I’m watching you
  168. Now you see me
  169. I am not a witch I am your WiFi
  170. Poor signal
  171. Friends can connect here
  172. Password is password
  173. Stay away from me
  174. Violancello
  175. The LAN before time
  176. Untrusted Network
  177. Join my bandwidth
  178. I can has wireless?
  179. Don’t enter into my world
  180. Don’t touch me
  181. Every day I’m buffering
  182. I can’t share my WiFi
  183. Go Home Tourists
  184. Hot neighbors can connect
  185. I am with your GF
  186. FBI Surveillance Van #371
  187. Is it me you’re looking for?
  188. Hidden Network
  189. The LAN of the free
  190. Skynet Global Defense Network
  191. You’re WiFired!
  192. Ask me, I will tell
  193. Cut the wire
  194. Pokemon Slo
  195. Don’t connect to this WiFi
  196. Call me maybe
  197. I’m under your bed
  198. No Network
  199. Clash of LANs
  200. Wild WiFi appeared

Every manufacturer put their own set of names for their WiFi network and it usually comes preconfigured out of the box. However, we are allowed to configure and personalize our router as per our needs and requirements. One such personalization is the name of the wireless network, which is also known as SSID. These are used to identify and distinguish between yours and other networks available within the range.


Let us know in the comments below what you are going to name your WiFi router. And which ones did you like from our list? If in case you have got a new funny WiFi name idea through our list then please share it with us in the comments section below. We will include that in our list too, after laughing at it for a while! 😀