100+ Funny and Hilarious WiFi Router Names

If you are holding a party at your home or maybe you are living in the middle of a busy street, where there are a lot of public spots nearby then it would be a great idea to change the SSID or WiFi name of your router to something funny.

Whenever anyone nearby searches for WiFi networks on their laptop or phone, they will come across yours, and then they are going to have a good laugh about it. Otherwise, if you are having a party at home then telling your friends or visitors about the WiFi name when they ask for a password will add a sneaky smile to their faces.

As we all know, the wireless router name is public and everyone within the range can see it on their computer or mobile devices while searching for a network so changing the name from the boring “Sam’s WiFi” to something funny could make it stand out from the rest. And turn out to be humorous whenever your friends try to connect to your router.

Let’s just jump straight to the list of 100+ funny and hilarious WiFi names that may inspire you to choose one for your own wireless network.

Best 100+ Funny WiFi Router Names

1. No signal
2. Sorry, WiFi is in another castle
3. Don’t touch me
4. Come and clean up my house
5. Get the hell out of my WiFi
6. You are WiFizoned
7. No network
8. Buy Bitcoins soon
9. Only for poor people
10. Call me for the password
11. Hot neighbors can connect
12. Want password? Ask your WiFi
13. Free for girlfriend
14. Use at your own risk
15. GOT fans connect here
16. Enter your ATM pin for the internet
17. This is a trap
18. Don’t connect to this WiFi
19. This is not the WiFi you are looking for
20. You are under CCTV surveillance
21. Friends can connect here
22. RIP LAN
23. 404 WiFi not found
24. Localhost
25. I have WiFi but you don’t
26. Our Internet is faster than yours
27. Neighbors, please stop using my WiFi
28. YouTube videos are buffering. Don’t connect
29. Don’t enter into my world
30. Finding WiFi
31. You can’t connect me
32. Connecting…
33. Shake your phone to connect to this WiFi
34. Your music is annoying
35. This is a hotspot, not a WiFi
36. Poor signal
37. Connect to geek dashboard
38. It hurts when you use my WiFi
39. WiFi not working
40. Contact your ISP for free Internet
41. Free WiFi for you
42. Satan rocks my socks
43. Use this one mom
44. Guys, please stop fighting
45. Go home tourists
46. Internet costs $$
47. My own damn internet
48. Network not found
49. All your bandwidth belongs to us
50. Will you marry me?
51. Call me maybe
52. The promised LAN
53. Help, I am trapped in a router
54. Skynet Global Defense Network
55. This is not free either
56. The LAN before time
57. Please connect for identity theft
58. Drop it like it’s a hotspot
59. Virus Distribution Center
60. Searching…
61. Will you pay for my WiFi?
62. Stay away from me
63. Pay and use
64. No WiFi for you
65. Wanna know my password?
66. Password is you
67. WiFi is coming
68. Ask me, I will tell
69. Sorry, you can’t use this
70. I am with your GF
71. Call me after 9
72. Hidden network
73. Tell me a joke for password
74. Password is password
75. Connection found
76. Use your own internet
77. I have a slow internet
78. Mars Network
79. This is a test network, please ignore
80. Oath keeper
81. Do or die
82. I can’t share my WiFi
83. Titanic syncing…
84. The secret cave
85. Restart your device to connect to the Internet
86. A LANister never forgets
87. It burns when IP
88. Silence of the LAN
89. I am not a witch I am your WiFi
90. Never gonna give you WiFi
91. LANnisters pay their debts
92. Let the WiFi win
93. Bandwidth together
94. Vladimir Routin
95. One WiFi to rule them all
96. Cut the wire
97. You click, I pay
98. WiFi do you love me?
99. 404 Network Unavailable
100. That’s what she SSID
101. Close your bathroom curtains
102. You shall not pass
103. Don’t even think about connecting
104. Lousy network connection
105. Not free, keep looking
106. Net Secure by NSA
107. Optimus Prime Network
108. WiFi is in the air
109. Bill Wi, the Science Fi
110. Clash of LANs